Not to impede progress but I like my donut to be a donut, my sushi to taste like sushi, my croissant to remind me of France, and a pizza to bring me a little of Italy. So who are the asinine chefs who ruined my donut! Alas, they are impossible to find. Imagine that. Anyhow, here are seven different versions of the donut, all but one of which I spit on.
1. Sushi donut - popular in Thailand, these things are supposed to resemble sushi. The girls at Mr. Donut even dress up as little Japanese girls, which ain't bad, but...where's the donut hole?
2. Cronut - chef Dominique Ansel of the Dominique Ansel Bakery in New York City is easy to find. He is the man who created this...thing. Sounds repugnant but...if anyone wants to send me one of these, fresh of course, I might be willing to give it a try. It might be...edible...or I might spit it out.
3. Pizza donut - donut on the outside, pizza on the inside. Sound positively disgusting. Pepperoni with my donut? E-gads! Raffaele Esposito is rolling over in his pizza dough. Look his name up.
4) Grilled cheese donut - if you have tried my grilled cheddar cheese sandwich, you would never dream of desecrating such a masterpiece.
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